Indoor Vlad grows more ganja.

[Duckster]

Dunno mate... I haven’t met her yet. Now you come to mention it, you’re making me suspicious. Why haven’t I met her yet? Maybe she’s a munter and he’s ashamed of her?[emoji848]

Saying that tho, I’ve never met his daughter in 22 years so maybe it’s me he’s ashamed of.

Or maybe she has really low standards and he's worried that she'd have a go with you

Erm. Remember who was in charge of the seeds?

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Do you suppose he kept the real BBG pips and sent us a mixed hodge podge of 20 year old bag seed

 

[Duckster]

Hhhhmmm. Current market value of my house is over £400000.
Assuming I would get half in the divorce.. No. There's no woman alive I'd Shag for the sum of 200 large. Except itisher, by default if you think about it.

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Aw man - leave it to @Itisi to bring reality into my fantasy world! Thanks a lot bud

 

[Itisi]

Aw man - leave it to @Itisi to bring reality into my fantasy world! Thanks a lot bud

Fooking survival instinct! If I had my time again I'd possibly try gay! Punching a bloke in the face beats losing pointless rows with a woman, surely?

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[Duckster]

Dunno mate... I haven’t met her yet. Now you come to mention it, you’re making me suspicious. Why haven’t I met her yet? Maybe she’s a munter and he’s ashamed of her?[emoji848]

Saying that tho, I’ve never met his daughter in 22 years so maybe it’s me he’s ashamed of.

Or maybe he doesn't want to let his daughter or his girlfriend anywhere near a sheep shagger

 

[Itisi]

Or maybe she has really low standards and he's worried that she'd have a go with you



Do you suppose he kept the real BBG pips and sent us a mixed hodge podge of 20 year old bag seed

[emoji848]

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[Duckster]

Fooking survival instinct! If I had my time again I'd possibly try gay! Punching a bloke in the face beats losing pointless rows with a woman, surely?

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Noooooooo way eh - my arse is a out only door. I'd say being deaf might help but the couple across the street are both deaf and I don't think he ever wins an argument

 

[Itisi]

Noooooooo way eh - my arse is a out only door. I'd say being deaf might help but the couple across the street are both deaf and I don't think he ever wins an argument

I learnt to say, bullshit, gay and cunt in sign language the other day. Truly skills worth acquiring.



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[Wile e Peyote]

Fooking survival instinct! If I had my time again I'd possibly try gay! Punching a bloke in the face beats losing pointless rows with a woman, surely?

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Na mate you always get a bitch in a gay relationship so you still get bitched at [emoji16]

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[Duckster]

Na mate you always get a bitch in a gay relationship so you still get bitched at [emoji16]

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So are you speaking from experience?

 

[Duckster]

I learnt to say, bullshit, gay and cunt in sign language the other day. Truly skills worth acquiring.



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I used to know a bit of sign. I have forgotten most of it but I never learned any of those.