Ah finally we have it. The reason you are called Krug! You are a wine snob. I knew it. At around three hundred squids for a bottle o 1988 Krug Champers I have worked it out. You are the son of a Peta-zillionaire born with a diamond spoon up his ass. Hence the cushion. Does that change anything? Hell yeah. I'm as jealous as feck. I can't afford a decent Chablis from Tesco never mind a Conti that even Twat Cowell couldn't even afford.
But I still love ya bruv. Next time I am down the smoke can I pop in to your mansion for a cuppa and a penguin biscuit ? Is it Lord Krug ? Boy you have expensive tastes. I bet you go to a discipline mistress twice a week too. Just for your bad back!
Love n hugs, eP.