What , Bloody Pom -- I was born in South Shields 1960 , So I am a east side . Ya know most of the world do do not understand our humor , Here I think you will like this one .
A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
Here ya go...
An English man goes to the doctors and says, “Doc, I really feel like I’m trapped in an Irish man’s body. My friends are Irish, my wife is Irish and everything I love is Irish. Is there something you can do to help?”
Doc replies, “well sir, it’s a simple operation. What we do is cut open your head and remove half your brain.”
The English man agrees to the op and the next thing he knows, he’s waking up with a sore head and the surgeon looking concerned.
The surgeon says, “I’m really sorry sir, there’s been a mistake. We accidentally removed your whole brain.”
Patient replies, “Awww fuckin’ fair dinkum, cobber!”
(I’m here all week) [emoji16]
