Seed Stockers The Great British Blackberry Gum-Off.

[Duckster]

Is that what you call your bedroom??

Naw it's just his grow room a basement with a few dead plants

@Mikis . Quick run down for ya. You got me, like a cross between Danny dyer and Michael Caine in Alfie. Vlad is a yokel, looks like a fat lord of the rings character and speaks like a pirate. Wile doesn't grow weed, he steals it, he should be Scottish coz he's angry,ginger and no fucker understands him. Ducks, the walking dead, he re,embers moses when he was a lad. Hairy is another one of you lot, grows weed in vases. Andi,don't mention the war or the fact that his is the winning plant already. Elle, has a million plants growing and doesn't smoke. The oz, twat. A few contributers who aren't in this one and the ones I've forgot who will now remind me.

Yeah and I was trying to teach him to grow weed too, but the silly fecker thought it would be better to show off with plaques and parting seas

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Great British veg off.

Yeah that's the ticket

Awwww thanks guys, that's pretty complimentary coming from you two!

Now don't do it again or we'll think you've been kidnapped and replaced with people that don't know me at all

Shhh don't look for the pods Elle, it's better this way

Lil Vlad drew a picture of me.. apparently the bit in the middle is my belly. [emoji38]

Yeah and it's got a face too - are you sure that's not just your "other" head.

I hope you're saying I'm the one in the bikini!!! (Bigger tits than either of those two though LOL).


A wise man knows when to shut his trap

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So are we talking still perky or time to cinch them under your belt or somewhere in between? Inquiring minds want to know. Now mine are still pretty perky but not very big

 

[Eclectic Elle]

So are we talking still perky or time to cinch them under your belt or somewhere in between? Inquiring minds want to know. Now mine are still pretty perky but not very big

They are no longer at their best, but when they're supported you wouldn't know that. The bigger and heavier they are, the further they can move south... I just wish they migrated back up again come spring!

 

[hairyman]

Now mine are still pretty perky but not very big

Perhaps but your bawl sack is down to your knees

 

[Itisi]

Perhaps but your bawl sack is down to your knees [/QUO

Rantallion man!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

What were a man's pistol is considerably smaller than his shot pouch [emoji44][emoji848]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

THAT'S SCOUSIST YOU VAGABOND [emoji16]

Two country types are sitting outside a university, when a man comes out. One of them stands up, and goes over to talk to this man.

He says ''Ello there, son. You look loike one of them clever university toipes. What is it that you're studyin' then?'

The man, slightly stunned, says, 'I study Mathematics, Physics and Logic'

The country dude says 'Oo- arr, logic, what's that then?'

The Student replies, 'I could teach you it.'

'Okay then.'

'So', says the student, 'you look like a country type. I'm going to guess that you have a tractor?'

'Yep'

'And if you have a tractor, then surely you have... a yard, to keep your tractor in?'

'Arr'

'So in turn, surely you have a house next to that yard?'

'Wow, incredible, go on!'

'And taking care of that big house must be awfully hard on your own- so you must have a wife to help out with it?'

'Moi god...'

'And because you live with your wife, I'm going to conclude that you're a heterosexual!'

'Oh lord...' says the farmer. 'How did you know all that?'

'That's logic, my friend', says the student, and he walks off with a cheerful wave.

The yokel runs over to his friend to show off his newfound learnings.

''Ere, Oi've got somethin' to show ya! It's called 'Logic'', he shouts.

'Alroight then', says the friend

'So, do you have a tract'r?'

'No'

'Then you're Gay!'
just for you vlad [emoji847]

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[Wile e Peyote]

Fish fags [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Duckster]

They are no longer at their best, but when they're supported you wouldn't know that. The bigger and heavier they are, the further they can move south... I just wish they migrated back up again come spring!

Yep sounds like the wife - supported they still look pretty good, but unsupported they take on the "fried egg hanging on a nail" look.

Perhaps but your bawl sack is down to your knees

Naw that's nice and tight, it's my junk that's dragging in the dirt!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Yep sounds like the wife - supported they still look pretty good, but unsupported they take on the "fried egg hanging on a nail" look.



Naw that's nice and tight, it's my junk that's dragging in the dirt!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Like a pair of spaniels ears

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