Looks like our mutts could be related lmao
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its kind of a bad angle, because it’s showing off her “turkey neck”, But what you described is exactly how she acts too. My kids climb all over her, my gsd/husky mix lays on her, I use her as a pillow... the most she’s ever done is fart at me.
She’s a gassy old lady. 10 years old, and is the sole reason behind global warming. I think you hear a “pffffffttttt” from her every 3rd breath she takes haha