Hile Mr ganjamoto
Long days and pleasant nights to you my King.
Tis an honour to grace the halls of your fine palace once again and I hope I find you in good health of mind, body and soul. May I offer you a taste from some of my wild lavender, cream charas, hand-rubbed from the finest of my maidens
And speaking of maidens, may I say the beauty who stands before us is almost too much for my mortal heart to contain, I feel weakened at the knees, and having been christened Uma, I think I may just crumble at her feet, unable to ever move from that spot again. She really is a true goddess, and just like Midas, everything you are touching is turning straight to gold. Tis a real pleasure to behold sire, I thank you.
For now though Mr ganjamoto, I must retire to my quarters and compose myself before returning, I wouldn't like to spoil myself in front of my King and I think a cup of chai is in order, would you care to join?
:smokebuds: