Live Stoner Chat Tell A Joke or post a Meme!

[NorthernLights_420]

Heres a thread for people to get a good laugh. Allot of crazy shit going on in the world right now so I figured we could all use a laugh here and there. So this is a thread to share your funniest jokes or share a funny meme. Keep it clean!!! No racist or sexist jokes! No making fun of people with disabilities!!! Be respectful in my thread please! But other than that have fun.

I'll go first! ...

Some dude was talking shit about you, he said you eat dick sandwiches... But dont worry, I got your back. I told em you dont even like bread!

Me: I can get you a job planting tulips, 10 bucks an hour.
Her: Really?
Me: Yeah, two lips around my penis!

I'm working at the grocery store one day and I looked pissed off according to my work friend, he comes up to me and says "What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?" I say "I dont know". He says "This guy" while pointing both thumbs at himself ..
Lmao. That one was funny af and never heard it til my buddy told me it. Lolz

Let's hear some more... your turn!

 

[MR magoo]

I walked in to the wall with a hardon and broke my nose..........badaboom!
Wat do you say to a one legged hitchiker?? hop in........................badabang!

 

[trailboss19]

Thought these were funny.

 

[FredGarvin]

 

[neal]

One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her.
Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door
to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

 

[Steviestash]

 

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[Dank Nuggets]

Sorry lol

 

[Old-fashioned Coughy Pot]

This is a pic of my 1970s vintage smoker l have and use still.