Not Glasga, Glesga!
If your from Glesga but pronounce it Glasgow, your either,
A. Not from Glesga!
B. From the west end of Glesga and up yer own arse!
C. An absolute rocket!

This is a matter of Gleswegian fact!! :crying:
C. Rocket on burn:bong::crying:
 
Watch any Billy Connolly video to understand how difficult it is for Weegies to not swear.
Belfast is much the same.
Then again, Scots are all descended from Irish people who could swim...


The irish and geordies i understand better than half these new age ''should be ashamed to call yersel Scottish" fannys wae their 'la de da' posh nonesense!!
 
Im being 100% honest here, im gonny cry ma wee eye balls oot when the big yin goes!!!
We watched his final programme on telly last night and its a sin seeing him the way he is now!!
My wee ma used to be pals wae him when he was a folk singer!

Billy Connolly, Glesga legend!!!

Yeah..I watched too..made me realise how much I Miss his humour...:headbang:
 
Watch any Billy Connolly video to understand how difficult it is for Weegies to not swear.
Belfast is much the same.
Then again, Scots are all descended from Irish people who could swim...

@TheMongol ..you'd be better off using the [HASHTAG]#afnswearbox[/HASHTAG]:cuss:
..charge them £1 for every cuss and put the proceeds into the pot for the winner...:crying:..then you'd have a proper Battle on....it would run into Thousands £'s..


:crying:

The irish and geordies i understand better than half these new age ''should be ashamed to call yersel Scottish" fannys wae their 'la de da' posh nonesense!!

How's about a Scottish/Irish Geordie...the Scots side of Grahams and Wallaces got over the Scottish border..but only got as far as Wallsend..:biggrin:
Probably coz they wore their wellies out and couldn't plodge the Tyne..:crying:
 
@TheMongol ..you'd be better off using the [HASHTAG]#afnswearbox[/HASHTAG]:cuss:
..charge them £1 for every cuss and put the proceeds into the pot for the winner...:crying:..then you'd have a proper Battle on....it would run into Thousands £'s..


:crying:



How's about a Scottish/Irish Geordie...the Scots side of Grahams and Wallaces got over the Scottish border..but only got as far as Wallsend..:biggrin:
Probably coz they wore their wellies out and couldn't plodge the Tyne..:crying:
Swear jar, a pound each time ye say! Hope u take chip and pin, this could get costly haha!!

Nah we only went that far because the waters mingin any further doon n ye need good water to make good whiskey lol!!
 
@TheMongol ..you'd be better off using the [HASHTAG]#afnswearbox[/HASHTAG]:cuss:
..charge them £1 for every cuss and put the proceeds into the pot for the winner...:crying:..then you'd have a proper Battle on....it would run into Thousands £'s..


:crying:



How's about a Scottish/Irish Geordie...the Scots side of Grahams and Wallaces got over the Scottish border..but only got as far as Wallsend..:biggrin:
Probably coz they wore their wellies out and couldn't plodge the Tyne..:crying:
@Mossy Haha, I see you in a good mood:bighug:let's catch up next WE when big battles open:pass:
 
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