OK. I will bite.
4'x4' tent
75 litre tote - when I get round to cutting some holes in it.
Reservoir outside the tent for some of that nice winter cooling to keep the temp down.
MegaCrop, Sweet Candy and Bud Explosion for nutes - plus a Silicon additive and Cal+Mag Pro
Under a self-built 250 Watt COB (adjustable) with a nice Square lens to give a footprint covering the entire tent.
A RAM Humidifier.
An oil radiator to maintain temps (need to get the thermostat fixed)
And to show the size of my cojones I will be only germinating a single Blackberry Gum seed.