So basically I ordered about $300 worth of beans from across the pond with the stealth shipping option. Get a letter from Customs saying it's been confiscated - nice try!
Email Seedsman telling them I need a re-send and I'll admit they replied promptly, saying they'll remove it from the original packaging and take care to use measures for extra stealth.
Fast forward a week and lo and behold I get another envelope with the border protection tape. What's declared as the contents? A FUCKING COASTER. I don't know how stoned whoever packed it was but c'mon man, for real?
Good ol' American genetics are fire anyways. I like to think the coaster was one of those crocheted frilly things lmao