Seed Stockers Seed Stockers' 420 Limerick Contest

[Mañ'O'Green]

Are you a poet but just don't know it?

Seed Stockers Presents:

The 420 Limerick Contest.
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What Is a Limerick?
A limerick is a five-line poem that consists of a single stanza, an AABBA rhyme scheme, and whose subject is a short, pithy tale or description. Most limericks are comedic, some are downright crude, and nearly all are trivial in nature.


You may post up to three separate limericks or variations on one.

Your limerick should pertain to the Cannabis world.

Your limerick must contain either one of the Seed Stockers' strain names and/or your current AFN member name.

Include "#420Limerick" in the post.

Name changes after 3/3/2022 voids your entry.

Open for entries on 3/17/2022 Closed for entries 4/15/2022.

Judging will be done by @Seedstockers-Mark (hint hint) with the winners announced on 420!

Prizes:
1st 3 packets of seeds(3 or 5 seed packs)
2nd 2 packets of seeds (3 or 5 seed packs)
3rd 1 packet of seeds (3 or 5 seed packs)

We all know about The young man from Nantucket! Don't go there.

 

[Mañ'O'Green]

Rucu cucu O’ El Mero Mero

Seed stockers suave and debonairo

Tangie and Kush are in this bush

With a decided OG’s hefty push

O’ Rucu Cucu you are primero

#420Limerick

 

[Orion]

Orion smoked blackberry gum

He said, "hey, just for fun"

But his temperament such

Always smoking too much

Now Orion has none

#420Limeric

 

[Wian]

Ok, let me try to get the creative juices flowing:

Wian decided to smoke some weed for brunch
He chose Seedstockers Panty punch

The stuff hit him hard
For just a minute he felt like a retard

He thought: "This is the way" I might do the same at lunch

#420Limerick

 

[hope2grow]

There was a young man called hope..
who spent all his time smokin dope..
he started to grow..
and whatta ya know..
Now he sells weed to the Pope.

#420Limerick

 

[DDubs]

There once was a man Ddubs from the Bucket.
Got some seedstocker beans and decided to muck-chuck-it.
75 days later,
His tent is full of flavor.
And he and his buddies smoked till they dropped.

#420Limerick

 

[Carve]

There was a man whose grows were plain
Until he received some stock from Spain
They thought he was coocoo
When he said it was Rucu
And Homer came up with the name

#420limerick

 

[EnduringCurse]

Hit the road with Mack and Crack.
Got real stoned and feeling slack
Caused a blunder while in Havana.
Smoking on that Thunder Banana.
Seed Stockers for your sack. Jack.

#420limerick

 

[Dankerson]

Dankerson used to be so risky
He thought all he would need was whisky
Then one day he found
Some green ganja in the ground
Now he just likes to smoke that sticky
#420limerick

 

[Dank Nuggets]

There was an old stoner, his name was nelly nugs
He had enough of buying shity weed from sweaty mugs
So seedstocker site he did look, and came away with some beans for BlackBerry kush
Now nellys got plenty of dank sticky bud
Just by putting some beans in the mud
#420Limerick