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Sharing Most Appreciated FD......:smokebuds:


@ 6 oz dry...you have a bit spare for Friends...had a quick scoot round your harvest photos.....WOW....:bow: :bow: :bow:

catch up with you tomorrow...it is 12 o'clock now...and I am in Real Danger of getting Murdered if I get caught on the net at this time...:lol:...
so I gotta go....
 
a lil smiler for ya:

To the citizens of the United States,


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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.



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hahahaha - see you all on the cricket pitch!!!!!!!!!
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Bunch of Nancies lol That is hysterical! Or as we say "Put your Big Girl Panties On". It does amaze (or is it amase? I've been brainwashed by the American School System) me that we have a "World Series" that only has one team (Toronto Blue Jays) that wouldn't be an American Team to play in the WS. I never understood the name Football because you aren't allowed to use your feet... You think Roundabouts are hard... Try driving in North Jersey where you can't make any left turns... You must use the "Jug Handle" to make a right then loop back around to a traffic light to make your left turn... LOL Good times!!! :smoke:
 
Try driving in North Jersey where you can't make any left turns... You must use the "Jug Handle" to make a right then loop back around to a traffic light to make your left turn... LOL Good times!!! :smoke:
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yeah i nkow about that one! jersey sux in general! lol
 
LOL yes it does! I know from personal experience... Betty White said it the best as Rose Nylund of the Golden Girls... This guys says "Life is nothing but a bottomless pit of muck and despair..." Betty White says.... "Let me guess... New Jersey??" LMFAO I loose it every time! :crying:
 
Hey hey wiz !
Glad to see you back in your own thread hehe.. :]

As for the PAKs, the dominant smell I got wasn't the "incense" but rather a piney/mintey smell that I can't really put my finger it. I've never smelled this before but generally I can say all my paks more or less have this kind of smell and the PAK (atleast the generation I grew) were mostly low odor.

The Bluestreak x PAK is my cross yes, its just an F1, so very strange to see a lot of the purple bleed through in the first generation, but you can barely see the purple because of how white the whole bud is !
I just got lucky with a phenotype for now, but my next batch of crosses will be calculated and properly bred ;] I got a crazy 80 grams dry from this plant (the bud shown is 5 grams dry) in a 3L pot LST'd. I see a potential mix my friend.

I have a plan to cross to a Chimera C4 female that showed HUGE flowering presex calyxes all the way from the bottom to the top just 2 weeks from seed under 24/0, and all its other siblings (even male) showed presex atleast 2 weeks later. I made clones of this female and will be flowering it out very soon to discover all of its properties. Ofcourse since I intend to backcross atleast once, this is atleast a year+ project in the beginning.

I might be working on autoxauto crosses like the experimenting I've been doing.
I see great potential in the PAK getting crossed to highly resinous/potent AFs out there, as I think the potency (atleast of the colored phenotype, and again, only MY generation) needs to be a bit tad higher, atleast for an extremely heavy smoker like me :P If i get your permission, I might pop another pack of purples and select a mother to cross back again to either Sour60 or bluestreak.
That cross I am sure you will find certain individuals that have the superior growth and density of the PAKs coupled with the heavy trichome coverage and potency of the Sour60.

I think my best "cross" or pollenchucking was the Sour60xLR2. Unfortunately because I thought it wasn't gonna be good when I started them, I took out all the males.
BUT, every single female I got from that cross has been UNREAL !
All of them yielded 50+ grams of the highest quality buds I've seen from an AF so far, way better than the Sour60 in all terms, and very chunky and dense, even blue underleaves on some of the sugar leaves !
I will be looking at doing this cross again very soon. Will be constructing a dedicated pollination chamber asap to get the breeding projects going. :)

Wish me luck !

Sour60xLR2: (click the thumbnails as always for a big full sized version)


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( I didn't have the heart to trim a lot of sugar leaves simply because they had more trich coverage than some buds I've seen)
 
I for one will wish you luck - though from your posts it looks like your making your own luck so you should be right!! I almost cried when i read no males etc from the Sour60XLR2 as those plants looks stunning but smiled again to read you'll be repeating the cross plus working on more. As Wiz mentioned and Im sure you know, theres a whole lotta love for the purple/blue/black/red and I for one am an unabashed fan - mostly from seeing all the pics on here, so I'll be very interested in what you come up with - plus those harvests etc sound bloody good too! I cant wait to get the JEMS (purple and whote) as well as the PAKs up and running to create my own canna rainbow!! Great pics to by the way, from everyone, as a blind guy they really are extremely helpful and informative as well as being dead set sexy!!!! (lucky they're girls so I can say that!)
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I agree with Glaucoma... I don't blame you for leaving the sugar leaves... I would have too with all them trichs! :D
 
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