A Homeland Security Officer stopped at our farm yesterday stating;
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing marijuana.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…”,
The Homeland Security Officer verbally exploded saying,
“Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?” He screamed, “This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish; on any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?”
I nodded politely, and even apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the Homeland Security Officer running for his life, being chased by my big ol’ mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified.
I quickly threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs;
“Your badge – show him your fucking BADGE!”
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