Twat seems to be a popular euphemism across the pond....
Ive always preferred the word burk it's not quite as brash.
When I lived in the US I had people cracking up if I swore, I don't think many had heard such phrases, they always found "wanker" hilarious.
I've always found that my Irish cousins preferred c*nt... but pronounced "Kooont" that always got me. Some of the stuff you all say just makes me piss myself. Growing up in NY not only do I have a crazy accent of my own (gone away since leaving 11 yrs ago) however I have heard em all and I must say English/Irish/Scottish (should I just have said UK?) and Australian are my absolute favorites! LOL
That's a new one... For me... What's that mean?
People who play Ping Pong on the bloody beach...PING............BLOODY...PONG............................PING........BLOODY PONG...............PING.......BLOODY PONG......!!!!!!!!!!!! I Hate Ping-Pongers...with a Vengance.....

OMG Angie... that is TOO FUNNY!!
My cat giving me the sad eyes anytime I am eating something even when it's something she won't eat
Dude! No shit! Mossy-Cat will sing (he sounds like Janis Joplin...) and whine and paw at you just to turn his nose up and continue BEGGING for something he won't eat! Sometimes I think they have a 3 second memory...
It really bothers me when people bring their dogs to my house. If I wanted a dog at my house I would own one.
My Step Father can concur I'm sure... True Story... few months ago my Step Sister went for a visit over their house and brought their two ankle biters... as soon as she put them down one ran right up to my Step Father and lifted his leg and pissed on him. That dog is f*cking smart... I'da done the same shit... But, needless to say, the dogs aren't welcome back again...
They just show up with dogs. Nobody ever asks. I like dogs but my cats dont and I love my cats. They shouldnt have to hide in their own house.
When my old neighbor used to let his pit mix loose to terrorize the neighborhood and he'd come up here after our cats... I found a Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun and a can of mace for the up close encounters worked like a charm... maybe that's why he moved out.
I got another dudes in skinny jeans I just want to punch them in the face
That just always looks so painful... Makes me think of Drag Queens who tuck... YUCK LMAO
My wife and I were watching "the first 48"
and I told her we should move to Detroit or Chicago and open up an air brush t-shirt shop that specializes in RIP and memorial t-shirts.
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We'd make a killing
Right now my pet peeve is the MAIL or POST as you all say across the pond... My drunken old road whore of a mail lady (who finally retired) only to be replace by a dip shit brainless can't read English but delivers the damn mail yahoo. I'm thinking of putting a Black Mamba in the box... Maybe the next one will work out... 3rd times a charm!
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