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this is the business.......
whooooooooooooooo

"no one in their right mind would use reefer! what would the founding fathers say?"- some reefer madness clown...

"all score 7 bongs ago... lets just kill these Indians and take their smoke" - founding fathers


budelee just drops the rock inside the hiphop bday party.... :dang:
actually 90's dnb was the request but i smashed that one outta the park awhile ago
 
Two Hippies are walking down a railroad track stoned. One Hippie says "This is a really long fucking staircase!" The other Hippie says "I don't mind the stairs, it's this low fucking handrail that's killing me."
 
Grim Reefer said:
Great jokes fellas, Here are a few more.

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead:
"No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
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Haha... Some funny shite!

Q: Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.

Q: What does a stoner and a quarterback have in common?
A: They both get blitzed!
 
These just keep getting worse and worse but i cant help but post them anyway.

Q: What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A: A Joint Family.

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in HIGH school

Q: What does a mermaid smoke? A: Seaweed.

Ok il stop now.
 
More coffee..
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mohawk warrior said:
you got it ... watch this post.....


no ones as good as me, i just got better marketing schemes.
ill lead you do your own destruction like sparken a fiend
cause you got jealous in your voice like starscream......
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Bush knocked down the towers just got to love this guy for speaking what's on his mind
 
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