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Rebel said:
Hell yeah! One night downtown on Fremont St the Drifters' and I were doing a show under the canopy.... And some old lady hit for a Yellow Corvette lol crazy shit !!




Sunset Station. Me and a friend. Playing jokers and deuces. I hit 4 deuces and the joker for the progressive. While I'm getting cashed out my friend hits the royal. No shit! I walked out with $975 and she $700... Was a great night indeed...
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Duuuuude at SS one night I did not realize they had actual NICKLE machines that paid real nickles, so I put in a hundo and realize I don't want to play these little slots and hit cash out!!! Well I don't know if anyone has ever seen 96 dollars in nickles but people thought I had hit the jackpot for real. I mean it gave me fuckin nickles for like 10 minutes hahahahahahahahaha

Hey @Rebel what do you know about the SAHARA??????????????????????????? Now I have some serious stories about that place(we named it the casino you cant get kicked out of)
 
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It was time for King Kong to come down !! Epic Surprise from @AutoBeanStalk ...took the good stuff and sent the rest to the worms
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So we're out back smoking a joint... Bronson (the cook) comes out with a blunt lol so we're straight getting baked... Sitting on some milk crates talking when we see two guys come around back. Hoodies... I'm already thinking fuck this is no good. Growing up 20 miles from NYC you get a bit street smart.

So they are all "what's up with you people? We're all "just getting lifted man. What's good?" With that one guy pulls a gun on us. I'm like ah fuck... Really? He points it at my magician friend first and says "give me your wallet now!"

Now... I still can't believe did this... LMFAO what nerve... We talked bout this many nights after over beers and bud...

He had a trick wallet. A flaming wallet... LMAO this thing had a Zippo type lighter sown in the middle fold over and with a practiced quick motion he'd ignite it while opening it... LMAO

So he pulls this wallet out... Flips it open and this torch type flame is just billowing out the top middle LOL

These guys jump back and are like Whoa! WTF? my buddy goes "sorry guys my money went up in smoke"

What do they do? Start LAUGHING! So the guy with the gun says "what are you some sorta wizard or something?" Lol he says "no man I'm a magician"

The guy with the gun says... "hmmm a magician huh... OK bet. You do me a magic trick and ill let y'all go... But you do it with something of mine."

My buddy says "like what?"

Dude pulls out a quarter. says use this.

So my buddy starts making it disappear and shit. Reappearing behind his ear... Etc... Lol in his jacket pocket... He starts getting them relaxed... But by this time dude with the gun wants something better. With that my friend pulls out this watch. It was the guy with the guns wrist watch!! ROFL while he was distracting them with the coin he took the dudes watch without him even knowing it! LMAO

He just looks at us, snatches his watch says "man fuck you!" And they took off into the darkness...

Talk about buzz kill!!
 
................Now I have been I some rain storms in my life, I have even camped in some epic shit. I have NEVER seen rain like this, it was blinding. I couldn't see my two homies that were sitting on the rocks 2 feet from me because the rain was so heavy(it turns out that it rained almost 11 inches in 10 hours) it was some SHIT!! So we have to do some survivorman shit and try to cut down big palm leaves and make a "shelter"(I use this term soooooo loosely) it was more like 7 palm leaves tied up between 3 trees with our hammock cordage, it did NOT work. So the rain is just beating us down and now mind you we are in Hawaii but on the coast in the winter at NIGHT in a rain storm ITS FUCKIN COLD!!! We are all shivering almost to death(we were borderline hypothermic) so we start trying to burn anything and everything we have in between the downpours of rain under our horrible 7 leafed shelter. I have never been so determined to do something in my life, only to have it fail so miserably I wish I hadn't started in the first place.......
 
Rebel said:
So we're out back smoking a joint... Bronson (the cook) comes out with a blunt lol so we're straight getting baked... Sitting on some milk crates talking when we see two guys come around back. Hoodies... I'm already thinking fuck this is no good. Growing up 20 miles from NYC you get a bit street smart.

So they are all "what's up with you people? We're all "just getting lifted man. What's good?" With that one guy pulls a gun on us. I'm like ah fuck... Really? He points it at my magician friend first and says "give me your wallet now!"

Now... I still can't believe did this... LMFAO what nerve... We talked bout this many nights after over beers and bud...

He had a trick wallet. A flaming wallet... LMAO this thing had a Zippo type lighter sown in the middle fold over and with a practiced quick motion he'd ignite it while opening it... LMAO

So he pulls this wallet out... Flips it open and this torch type flame is just billowing out the top middle LOL

These guys jump back and are like Whoa! WTF? my buddy goes "sorry guys my money went up in smoke"

What do they do? Start LAUGHING! So the guy with the gun says "what are you some sorta wizard or something?" Lol he says "no man I'm a magician"

The guy with the gun says... "hmmm a magician huh... OK bet. You do me a magic trick and ill let y'all go... But you do it with something of mine."

My buddy says "like what?"

Dude pulls out a quarter. says use this.

So my buddy starts making it disappear and shit. Reappearing behind his ear... Etc... Lol in his jacket pocket... He starts getting them relaxed... But by this time dude with the gun wants something better. With that my friend pulls out this watch. It was the guy with the guns wrist watch!! ROFL while he was distracting them with the coin he took the dudes watch without him even knowing it! LMAO

He just looks at us, snatches his watch says "man fuck you!" And they took off into the darkness...

Talk about buzz kill!!
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I want a flaming wallet now jussst in case this happens to me lol

awesome story reb
 
Dudeski said:
:baked: = dudeski
But enjoying the story tellin!

How's it going warriors?
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Heeeeey!!! Still trying to get my wild ones in bed! Enjoying the stories though!!! :pass:

derek420colorado said:
holy dhit tsohe dbas gto em lol
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Id say so!

Ive heard 90% of the population aren't able to read what you wrote there

budelee said:
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:d5: awesome!!!
 
Eyeoftheworld said:
Heeeeey!!! Still trying to get my wild ones bed! Enjoying the stories though!!! :pass:



Id say so!

Ive heard 90% of the population aren't able to read what you wrote there


:d5: awesome!!!
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Oh snap and she is smart too folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am glad you got that actually, I was going to explain it but then was like naaaaaah #redsolocups
 
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