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pathway said:
Thank you Arty and good morning, good morning all. I thought it was a nice thing to be part of and a good way to put a little back into the site. I really like it here, it's great fun hanging with some cool peeps and being part of this community is having a positive impact on my life, and for that I am grateful. If being involved in 'get crackin' helped someone else a little, I'm happy with that.
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mellow vibes
 
Duckster said:
Good morning campers - maybe a couple of chuckles to brighten your day.


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter, asked Larry, 'Giving up?'


The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'


Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman.
'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .....

Have a great day!
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ah Larry, the so called fool, keep'in us anchored
 
tobe said:
Hi friends
I hope everything is ok, i was two days in hospital for a complete check i lost much kilos from 78kg to 67kg in a few weeks and with 1,96 m its not enough and dangerous, no i have to change my way of live and my food.
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man that's a big weight loss, hope you figure this out, need some serious munchies
 
tobe said:
Thanks bro
i will work out some things to eat the right things and i will start to learn more and more about human health, i will post what i do in the medical section.
cu tobe
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Docs are very good at putting broken bodies back together, but we know our bodies intimately and must love ourselves enough to pay attention to what our bodies are telling us. The docs can't do this for us. Be patient and kind to yourself tobe, answers will come, peace bro.
 
arty zan said:
Medicated Recipes: Paleo Homemade Chocolate

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Ingredients:
2 Tablespoons Canna Coconut Oil
(We like Trikom Treats Canna Coconut Oil)
3 tablespoons coconut butter
2 tablespoons almond butter
1/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
2 teaspoons mint extract
1 teaspoon pure maple syrup
1 tablespoon cacao powder for coating

Instructions:
Place Canna Coconut Oil, butter, almond butter, flavor ingredients, and pure vanilla extract into a bowl, and combine until smooth. Mix thoroughly. The mixture will be soft, so place it int he freezer for about 10 mins or until you can roll the batter into 1-inch balls with your hands. Roll each ball in the coating.
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oh man, I'll take a plate right now
 
Well the National Weather Service says we're under a flood watch. Warm rain on high country snow pack. Been 3 "nights" in a row above freezing. Yesterday packed materials into one end of greenhouse, getting soil and compost warmed up. Ready to mix up the medicine and get growing, first round. Have a dry place to work, let it rage.
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