I want everyone to know that I am now a Dr Squatch soap user. I was a skeptic. For years. Then I bought two scents, including their pine tar soap, which is fucking intense. I actually landed a date because of Dr Squatch (no shitting.) Was told that I smelled rugged, like the outdoors. Well, that's because it was the sweet smell of pine tar. Someone said once "I'd like to take pine tar and freeze it into ice cubes and skate on it and then melt it down in the summer and drink it." None of those things is feasible or advisable or probably really practical. So they made soap out of it. For squatches. And men. Or I guess women that want to smell like men. Which is a real thing. No judgements in 2025. freaks