Talking to them.........?...science says it's Plausible...........
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Yeah kind of, but that's old news now! You know how we push the boundaries here, and ALL Sorts of apporaches have been taken to maximise our yeilds???
Well ... I've tapped into a little corner of the market thats not been explored.
HTT
High Threat Training (TM)
Or to those who haven't yet heard about it - the High Threat Training technique.
I start early .. as soon as i pull the seed from the vial, I will agressively shout at it (much like training a puppy) ... really close to my mouth!!
It's easy to do before you've dropped the seeds, because you can still lift them up to your mouth.
From day 1 - 5 under soil, you'll need to lean RIGHT in there .. really close to the soil, and this is NOT the time to be shouting ... the words need to be threatening ... and close enough to coax the little bugger up!!
You can repeat this throught the veg cycle, but be sure to vary your threats and increase the severty (streghth) as the plant grows.
By the onset of floweing .. the plant will have developed a natural immunity to your threats ... so its time to RAMP IT UP!!
I like to add terps to my threats (you heard me!!)
So you can start small (so you've got spafce to ramp up) by eating a peperarmi befopre you threaten (some light spice) ... and then graduate to chomping down some garlics .. onions ... tobacco (they love this!! a REAL theat!)
So yeah .. IN a nut shell - I think we'll all be doing this by next year.
@Son of Hobbes ... maybe one to discuss with the bosses ... you wan me to come over a "look after" the plants???
HTT ... you heard it first here Aunty!!
Edit: Found this on the Internet ... Not sure if its NSFW