Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '21

[Master_gRoshi]

 

[420Forever]

Are you under or over 40 @420Forever ....?.... ...for those of you under 40....

Once you Hit 40...hairs like tree trunks start sprouting from every orifice of your body...sigh.....

After catching sight of hubby trimming nose hair with a pair of sharp scissors up a nostril.......I Blanched.....
With his eyes...and accident prone nature..........

So I bought him a nose hair trimmer.....View attachment 1275678...little thing you stick up your nose that has a cutter contained in the pipe..so you don't slice into your nostrils....

It didn't go down well......quick look...snort...stuck in the back of the cupboard....sigh....

Anyway....months later...me and son getting ready to go out....when we heard The Scream from upstairs....

We took the stairs two at a time....rushed through the door....and here is hubby running 'round in circles yelling with his hand stuck to his nose..tears springing from his eyes.........me and son watching him run...trying to figure out if something had hit him in the nose......

As we slowed him down...we realised...he had the nose trimmer in the hand that was attached to his nose....

(OMG.. ..mmmph...mmmph....)

So I'm like...whatyoudone...whatyoudone......?

He'd only tried to use the nose trimmer....... snagged it onto a clump of hair up his nose..and the battery died ......and jammed it.....

So he is left with the trimmer jammed up his nose...tears springing from his eyes..and his only viable option was to pull it out with the hairs still wedged in it............OUCH........

I Swear..he Screamed for his mother.......and she lived 2 Counties away......



Poor Hubby........View attachment 1275680.....cough..cough....

all u hafta do is look under me name auntie hint -> in jus another year-and-a-half, i'll finally be 420 in dog yearz, woot! ppp

 

[Jraven]

Any way the wind blows @Jraven ............do the mountains bring you a micro climate....?

Here...they are like a magnet for storms........they seem to draw bad weather towards them....then it Breaks over them...

The mountain in my pics is between us and the ocean so it has a big effect. But the big gales off the ocean have a way of getting around it lol.

 

[Jraven]

 

[Mañ'O'Green]

It has been 4 years since one of these showed up in my grow space. It is bound to happen sooner or later. I will be making salve today .

 

[Jraven]

 

[Jpkindbud]

No @WildBill ...he is the Total Stress of my Life.....

If you marry an Accident waiting to happen....you spend your life..waiting for an accident to happen.......it is stressful.

The Funny ones keep it light....

Smoking dope helps too......

I believe that you are worrying for nothing lol. You already know he is an accident waiting to happen... so instead of stress, anxious anticipation! Problem solved lol!

 

[420Forever]

I believe that you are worrying for nothing lol. You already know he is an accident waiting to happen... so instead of stress, anxious anticipation! Problem solved lol!

lol, yup...i've tried tellin her before -> sumtimez, u jus hafta bow to the absurd ppp

 

[Mossy]

Agggghhh....aaah....aaachOOO...AAACHOO........snow map of Spain....

You see the small part on the right side almost bottom...with no snow......?.....that is us.............

The mountain in my pics is between us and the ocean so it has a big effect. But the big gales off the ocean have a way of getting around it lol.

We are the other way around.....sea..us then mountains.....like a horse shoe around us....

If a storm goes over the mountains...it goes inland and is gone......
If a storm goes out to sea...it sits on the shallows drawing up moisture...and we are in for a drenching the next day.....

 

[Mossy]

I believe that you are worrying for nothing lol. You already know he is an accident waiting to happen... so instead of stress, anxious anticipation! Problem solved lol!

lol, yup...i've tried tellin her before -> sumtimez, u jus hafta bow to the absurd ppp

I Relax when he is golfing.....5 hours of Perfect Peace.....


At the golf club he is the Only member that has fallen out of a Golf buggy..and knocked himself out...and............he was the Driver.....
....Hey.....Their Problem........