Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '21

[Mossy]

The wind had me kind of rattled when I got up

That was You this morning @Jraven ...?........I Kicked the dog........



Storm passing through......?

Just made some infused topical rub for my cousin. Her skin is having a bad reaction to chemo so hopefully this helps!

Bless your Kind Heart @HighnDry ...kama sent for her....

(shiverz) ppp

OMG! Mine have withdrawn into my body cavity from merely the thought!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Silliness in Amsterdam!
City official are considering in banning non-residents from the coffee houses.
Considering everything that in Amsterdam, that's just silly.

Yeah @WildBill ......I was reading that this morning....I dunno...in the current climate every government should be looking for the Tourist dollar...
If they stop the Cafes...they will lose a hell of a lot of taxes..plus jobs....but this has been rumbling for years.
They might actually do it....

 

[Jraven]

Storm passing through......?

Pretty windy this am. Not bad now hehe. I made some tincture and some CBD caps so I guess all the racket inspired me.

 

[WildBill]

Got a Better one.........

When we first come over here....hubby had been in the shower....and sat in a chair like this....to towel his legs dry......

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He stood up....and the chair came with him...................

One had managed to slip down the gap and wedge itself in.....

I didn't know whether to help slide it out with some lubricant....or shoot him before the Neighbours heard him screaming....

Don't sit on slatted chairs with no undies on.....................Ever....

And I'll bet you helped only after you wiped the tears from your eyes from laughing so hard!

 

[Jraven]

 

[Mossy]

Sharing one....

 

[Mossy]

There's nothing like a bit of Willie in the morning to start the day off right......sigh......

 

[Mossy]

And I'll bet you helped only after you wiped the tears from your eyes from laughing so hard!

Et Moi @WildBill .......?.................are you Casting Nasturtiums..........

Does this Look like the face of a someone who would snigger.......?......

 

[Mossy]

Pretty windy this am. Not bad now hehe. I made some tincture and some CBD caps so I guess all the racket inspired me.

Any way the wind blows @Jraven ............do the mountains bring you a micro climate....?

Here...they are like a magnet for storms........they seem to draw bad weather towards them....then it Breaks over them...

 

[Mossy]

(shiverz) ppp

Are you under or over 40 @420Forever ....?.... ...for those of you under 40....

Once you Hit 40...hairs like tree trunks start sprouting from every orifice of your body...sigh.....

After catching sight of hubby trimming nose hair with a pair of sharp scissors up a nostril.......I Blanched.....
With his eyes...and accident prone nature..........

So I bought him a nose hair trimmer.....

...little thing you stick up your nose that has a cutter contained in the pipe..so you don't slice into your nostrils....

It didn't go down well......quick look...snort...stuck in the back of the cupboard....sigh....

Anyway....months later...me and son getting ready to go out....when we heard The Scream from upstairs....

We took the stairs two at a time....rushed through the door....and here is hubby running 'round in circles yelling with his hand stuck to his nose..tears springing from his eyes.........me and son watching him run...trying to figure out if something had hit him in the nose......

As we slowed him down...we realised...he had the nose trimmer in the hand that was attached to his nose....

(OMG.. ..mmmph...mmmph....)

So I'm like...whatyoudone...whatyoudone......?

He'd only tried to use the nose trimmer....... snagged it onto a clump of hair up his nose..and the battery died ......and jammed it.....

So he is left with the trimmer jammed up his nose...tears springing from his eyes..and his only viable option was to pull it out with the hairs still wedged in it............OUCH........

I Swear..he Screamed for his mother.......and she lived 2 Counties away......



Poor Hubby........

.....cough..cough....

 

[WildBill]

Mossy
Seems like your significant other is your comic relief in life.