Jesus was staked to the cross. When erected on the hillside of Golgotha, Jesus began to shout, "PETER...PETER...COME TO ME, PETER!!!" The crowd, surrounding the cross, began to separate. Peter rushes to the feet of Jesus, tears streaming down his face.
"Jesus", Peter replied, "I am here, Jesus Christ, son of the living God. What is it you want of me?"
Jesus replies, "Oh, Peter...Hey man, I can see your house from up here"