haha @epenguin ya cheeky bugger. you do know that one of our ancient traditions, passed down to us from our viking decendants was the art of "penguin puppets". much like the chicken, penguin have been rumoured to be able to run the length of a football field and even live for months on end, without a head.
the ginger bearded clansmen used to gather in their hundreds.
penguins were brought from far and wide.
theyd be beheaded and set loose in a field. the skillfull jocks would then compete by throwing massive trees at the shortened waddlers.
once a sufficient numbers of red splodges had been gathered, the clansmen would put on their ceremonial skirts and tap dance in the blood of the felled (see the massive tree reference there) penguins. this would later become known as the highland fling. we dont like to brodcast this much but haggis is actually a myth. i know it sounds unbelievable but yes, we made it up. for some reason people looked down upon us for revelling in the blood of penguins so through time, some mild propeganda, the odd assasination and a couple of ex kgb agents later, the world now believes thats actually haggis were feeding them!!
oops haha. if youve ever wondered how much heat comes from a 130w cfl then heres your answer : ) thats been on for 5 days or so @ 19/5 and still not set fire to the massive ball of polystyrene i never spotted in the middle of it. that bulb is literally about a foot long and 5" wide. its f*#%*n huge lol.
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