Morning Step and all the rest of AFN.
The definition of the 7 kinds of sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
Sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This I s when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*ck you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Smile and have a great day!