Current Live Stoners Gossip June/July/August 2017

[Root]

What's The Difference Between a Hungry Pirate And A Drunk Pirate?

One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!

 

[budelee]

No Land Lovers Here
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/piratejokes.html

Bwahahaaaa good rhing he didnt have crabs!!!!!! Rep slash!!!!

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Ozone69]

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Root]

One Wish

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna have to pee in the boat."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/piratejokes.html

 

[budelee]

Arrrrr gotta get dinnaarrrrrrr goin be back latarrrrrrr....

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Micron Creek]

I can be dense. Lot of pirate cheer today, is this a Pirate Party of sorts that I am missing?

 

[Dr Fluff]