Round here you have to sleep light or either the copper thieves strip your a/c pipes or the huffers steal your freon. They left us alone because we always had dogs. At the moment, we don't.
Just last week my neighbor came over to tell me he was out on his porch, watched a car stop and let a guy out just before my place. the car went two houses down and waited while the guy walked up to my driveway and studied my open garage where I was napping in my chair. I must have moved because the guy, a kid, changed his mind and went to the car and my neighbor heard him say."Not tonight" and they drove away. He described the car. It's cruised by every evening since. They ain't after copper.
I'm waiting for FedEx today to deliver a full auto Uzi BB gun. I'm not gonna off some punk kid over weed or stuff, but he won't sneak down my driveway more than once.
