Current Live Stoners Gossip (Feb 2017 onward) Retired.

[iWumbo]

hippy71............
Most of the Brits on here are bloody hiding obviously! Lol. It's only the reckless risk takers that admit to being British because we, sorry, they just think fuck the police it's only recreational cannabis for fook sake

Until my door came off 14 months ago. Bugger stole my plants, LED's and CFL's. Then slapped me on the flipper and said don't be a naughty boy. And we would like £35.00 for a drug prevention program you must attend. The most dreary 4 hours of my life.
I mean, why bother. The wooden top was embarrassed to be there. He actually knocked politely and asked if he could come in. The bloody dog licked him to within an inch of his life. So much for training to bite coppers !!!!

eP.

Here in Muricca if the cops feel like coming they smash the doors down and come in herds of 20 with fully automatic weapons

 

[Seabass]

True our country, scratch that, world, is a bit devided at the moment but it sure is nice to be in sunny Southern California growing legally.

 

[epenguin]

They do here too, but for a tiny cannabis grow, they can't be bothered. The warrant had almost expired, and he came alone and missed everything bar the plants. Mr Magoo in a coppers uniform. Thank goodness !

 

[Seabass]

And on that note, this tsp of cannaoil is kicking in, time to chill on the hammock.

 

[Hippy_BiotabsF70]

hippy71............
Most of the Brits on here are bloody hiding obviously! Lol. It's only the reckless risk takers that admit to being British because we, sorry, they just think fuck the police it's only recreational cannabis for fook sake

Until my door came off 14 months ago. Bugger stole my plants, LED's and CFL's. Then slapped me on the flipper and said don't be a naughty boy. And we would like £35.00 for a drug prevention program you must attend. The most dreary 4 hours of my life.
I mean, why bother. The wooden top was embarrassed to be there. He actually knocked politely and asked if he could come in. The bloody dog licked him to within an inch of his life. So much for training to bite coppers !!!!

eP.

It's absolutely ridiculous. I dread the day but am prepared to humour them if I have to.

I remember in the early 90s when we used to attend illegal raves every weekend. Some of the coppers were total jobsworth knobs, but some were awesome and would tell you where to park, best way to get to the rave etc.

 

[iWumbo]

True our country, scratch that, world, is a bit devided at the moment but it sure is nice to be in sunny Southern California growing legally.

They can still hit ya with a raid just hope ya got ur garden in compliance with prop 215 and sb 420.cheers

 

[Hippy_BiotabsF70]

My Gran is a brit. She came over as my Pa's second wife, she stayed till he died and went home. She left me a hand written dictionary of cockney slang, I wish I could find it, it was soo fun to play with. I could make code languages with middle school pals

There are some utter peaches within rhyming slang. Brilliant.

Me and my mate still speak back-slang when we don't want to be overheard as it's surprisingly difficult to catch if spoken quickly.

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

True our country, scratch that, world, is a bit devided at the moment but it sure is nice to be in sunny Southern California growing legally.

Oh sure, rub it in! sure you get the weather and the girls, but how can you get by without this?

or this?

 

[Hippy_BiotabsF70]

Here in Muricca if the cops feel like coming they smash the doors down and come in herds of 20 with fully automatic weapons

Also I understand it could be the army now, doing the police's work?

Nice. Smoking a joint and fully armed soldiers burst in to nick you for it! WTF.

 

[Seabass]

They can still hit ya with a raid just hope ya got ur garden in compliance with prop 215 and sb 420.cheers

100%. Small personal medical grow. Pretty stealthy too. Oh and fuck Jeff sessions.