dogs! the stuff they can get down, and pass!
I see it on a constant. panties, nylons, socks, half an extension cord, jewelery, pocket knife (folded) , you name it!
My favorite foreign body surgery, boxer 4yrs old. did barium series, radiographs showing blockage in upper G.I.
We went in, and retrieved a wadded up pair of black thong panties in whole. The Husband and wife came in after surgery, and we showed them what the obstruction was. We place object in clear plastic bags, because sitting in the GI tract sure does make them smell. I made sure to splay out panties in the bag to get full effect. I then laid them on the observation tablet for owners to see
Wife: What is it?
Dr.: It appears to be a pair of black undergarment
Wife: Like panties?
Dr. umm..yes.
Wife: What the Hell?. are those black?
Dr. Yes.
Me and doc can see her get a little red in the face, of course we was thinking that embarassment has just started to sink in.....Well, we was wrong!
Wife" What the Hell??...I dont own any black underwear.
She shifts her body in one quick motion , simultaneously crossing her arms and puts her lasers on her husband standing next to her
husband throws up hands chest high in and just mutters ...I ..I....I have no idea
Her voice just gained about 7 octaves
Wife: What the hell is going on in my bedroom when Iam not home (name redacted) ?!! Tell me!
Husband: Nothing ...I..I have no idea ....are you sure those are not yours???
Wife : Have you ever seen me in black panties???/!!??? ..you ASSHOLE!!
Dr.: We are going to leave for a moment , to give you guys some room to talk..
We could could heat them in the exam room for 10 minutes, before he came out and exited clinic. She came out crying and exited as well
So the next day, when they were to come take the boxer home.
She came in alone, we put her in a room.
Me and doc entered room. and she immediately apologizes for how she acted. Doc says..no, need to apologize.
Shes says..yes, yes there is... you see we argued all night...then his sister came over, and we told her what the dog ate , and his sister asked if they were black thongs!....We found out that when she had Titus over as her house over the weekend watching him while we were out of town that she didnt think anything about her not finding her thongs, she just thought she put them in the dirty clothes basket, But last night had her thinking...when we brought Titus in because they was something stuck in his stomach...so turns out they were hers!!