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Blonde Mortician:

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied... You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician says:- 'There's no charge!

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing.

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'
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Been busy and don't like using company phone to login to AFN. how things with you. what you growing.
:pass::vibe:
I just harvested the BT and GWK x BT grow got 5 DG dropped waiting on them to pop then 12 more different strains and breeders in about a week or 2
 
I'm going to set up my small tent today for a nursery. Thinking I need another space to keep up on our "need 4 weed"

Shhhhhhhhhh, but I think the wife needs it more than me. :rofl:

We need 3 girls going at the same time. My large, not so large tent, is not enough room for 3 when 1 or 2 are close to chop and then I need space for vegging the third.


Ille have a think about this as well for you and get back too you
 
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