Starbreaker
☆Midnight Siren☆Female Grower☆
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Good to see we are in good cheer!!
So you are you ready for another one.....????
Yeah of course you are!!!
Boobs vs. Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
So you are you ready for another one.....????
Yeah of course you are!!!
Boobs vs. Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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Gifts [HASHTAG]#festivus[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#hobbseyssacks[/HASHTAG]
Happy Christmas
Do you have the Cutest Pet on AFN...?
If you Do..let's get a Christmas Inspired photo of it and let us run a POLL TO sEE who has the Cutest Christmas Pet on AFN.
To avoid internet grab photos..
..and keep it Fair..
all entrants need to include in the photo a Christmas card
with the words "Merry Christmas Autoflower.net" on them.
Then we know they are Really your Pets.
This Christmas Competition thread will Open 1 st December for photos and will be decided by member poll Christmas Week.
Get your Pets dressed up now..
Prizes to be announced when we know what @Son of Hobbes has in his Sacks....Gifts
Happy Christmas
Do you have the Cutest Pet on AFN...?
If you Do..let's get a Christmas Inspired photo of it and let us run a POLL TO sEE who has the Cutest Christmas Pet on AFN.
To avoid internet grab photos..
..and keep it Fair..all entrants need to include in the photo a Christmas card
with the words "Merry Christmas Autoflower.net" on them.
Then we know they are Really your Pets.
This Christmas Competition thread will Open 1 st December for photos and will be decided by member poll Christmas Week.
Get your Pets dressed up now..
Prizes to be announced when we know what @Son of Hobbes has in his Sacks....Gifts
stepside
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Gifts [HASHTAG]#festivus[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#hobbseyssacks[/HASHTAG]
Happy Christmas
Do you have the Cutest Pet on AFN...?
If you Do..let's get a Christmas Inspired photo of it and let us run a POLL TO sEE who has the Cutest Christmas Pet on AFN.
To avoid internet grab photos..
all entrants need to include in the photo a Christmas card
with the words "Merry Christmas Autoflower.net" on them.
Then we know they are Really your Pets.
This Christmas Competition thread will Open 1 st December for photos and will be decided by member poll Christmas Week.
Get your Pets dressed up now..
Prizes to be announced when we know what @Son of Hobbes has in his Sacks....Gifts
No card but who else would claim it
Starbreaker
☆Midnight Siren☆Female Grower☆
Haha cute dog
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howdy peeps 
~showusyerbaps
hmmm hatches plan to kidnap a pet.
cheers for the rep Mossy ya eejit.
~showusyerbaps
hmmm hatches plan to kidnap a pet.
cheers for the rep Mossy ya eejit.
trailanimal
son of soil
a kinky canine strain, when conditions are right this type of heavy crust forms in about 1 hr on the trail, this frost formation is independent of light cycle, lol
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