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I finally heard a non political joke for a change. Actually don't think I've ever heard this one before.


A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade:

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess and the dishes aren't done.

I’m completely exhausted; I didn’t get enough sleep last night!

Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas?

I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot?!"

"Because he’s thinking about getting married."
 
@Eyeoftheworld - Hey just to let you know I smoked some of my banana flavored weed. I took it out of the bag and let it sit for like over a week. It smelled like banana when I broke it up and it also taste like banana when I smoked it. My tollerence is still really low so I had to put the joint out, when I relit it all the flavor was gone.

Artificial food flavouring in liquid form @Troon ? I know you can get flavour powders for things like ice cream and candy floss... wonder if they would work too?
 
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