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[9bear]

Good Morning A.F.N . Stoners
Arty did you even go to bed ??
Lookie here what I've got . I have 4 Mephisto T.A. , 2 GSC and 2 GG looking very good indeed .

 

[Dr Fluff]

Good morning everyone! It has been raining since before 6am here today, on occasion absolutely lashing it down! There's no sign of the sun at all but it's not cold and we certainly needed the rain. I hope everyon's Friday is hot diggity damn good! I'll be on and off here today depending on whether it dries up enough for me to go out, but I'll be around for the interview tonight!


Looks like you have a year on me then arty, I was six! I probably though, that lady has a lot of telephones in her house, one in every room! We were young and innocent weren't we.. not so much now LOL.

I think that artist has another couple of dragon pictures she has done too, they are all beautiful but I think that one is my favourite. It's one of the topics of conversation hubby and I first found in common, and I have an Australian friend who's dragon mad too. And... she and I used to write fanfic set in Anne McCaffrey's Pern. Do you know of the dragon in Cornwall...? Perhaps it's just how hubby and I look at it... Stithians Reservoir.


No mate, you misunderstood me! I knew what they all ARE. It was just an opportunity to try and be funny. It was meant to provoke a chuckle and nothing more. I certainly didn't expect to come on here this morning and see a picture of camel toe!!!

We used to have Filthy Friday at work, where a lot more of the conversation than usual was sprinkled with double entendres and general smut. It sort of spread across the whole week while I was there.. There were four of us ladies of a certain age (40-55) and we were usually more dirty minded than the men. Maybe we just weren't getting enough...

Hi Elle

No i didn't know about the Cornish dragon!
Thanks for sharing it.
It looks to be a water dragon, you can see it's tail is like that of a mermaid!

Oh my the literal button was just a clever conceit to play along with you.
I can be very literal but I also like to cock a snook and have a bit of fun too, as you can see.

The general understanding of what's meant by 'cock a snook' is the spread hand with thumb on the nose, preferably with crossed eyes, waggling fingers and any other annoying gesticulation that comes to mind at the time. It's what the Americans call 'the five-fingered salute'. ooops being too literal again

Women having filthy minds, hmmm yup I'd agree with that, some are just more open with it.
Sounds like your work place was a right laugh and not just some stuffy orafice.....office .. ahem cough

snurk!

Man with a massive cock!

Fnak Fnak!

For your contribution to the world of smut, I award you "Elcectic Elle" the "Dirty Bird" award for filth and depravity

 

[Dr Fluff]

I think I heard the name Gimp...but not familiar.
Usually I do my pics on the pad using the editor Snapseed from Google.

Taco so hot!

 

[Eclectic Elle]

Taco so hot!

Horrifically I also thought of gimp masks... what a thing to call a piece of software LMAO!

 

[Eclectic Elle]

Hi Elle

No i didn't know about the Cornish dragon!
Thanks for sharing it.
It looks to be a water dragon, you can see it's tail is like that of a mermaid!

Oh my the literal button was just a clever conceit to play along with you.
I can be very literal but I also like to cock a snook and have a bit of fun too, as you can see.

The general understanding of what's meant by 'cock a snook' is the spread hand with thumb on the nose, preferably with crossed eyes, waggling fingers and any other annoying gesticulation that comes to mind at the time. It's what the Americans call 'the five-fingered salute'. ooops being too literal again

Women having filthy minds, hmmm yup I'd agree with that, some are just more open with it.
Sounds like your work place was a right laugh and not just some stuffy orafice.....office .. ahem cough

snurk!

Man with a massive cock!

Fnak Fnak!

For your contribution to the world of smut, I award you "Elcectic Elle" the "Dirty Bird" award for filth and depravity
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Love this last pic the most! Which chicken products company was so unwise as to use it???

I will change my title to Harpy of Herb pronto! According to the Classical Mythology definition of course! http://www.dictionary.com/browse/harpy

 

[Feenix]

I think I heard the name Gimp...but not familiar.
Usually I do my pics on the pad using the editor Snapseed from Google.

Good morning Dr. Babnik, Stoners.

Dr. Babnik, GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) is as close a program to Photoshop that you will find that is open source thus free. Very powerful graphics suite.

 

[Dr Fluff]

Love this last pic the most! Which chicken products company was so unwise as to use it???

I will change my title to Harpy of Herb pronto! According to the Classical Mythology definition of course! http://www.dictionary.com/browse/harpy

The Dirty Bird Fried Chicken Company.
Some laugh at it other not so much!
Here's one of their wrappers, it gets straight to the point or is that straight the the tip?

If you're feeling peckish and fancy a nosh, pop into dirty bird's and eat some cock! (Special sauce 50p eaxtra)!

Still I here it is better than eating at "Taco Bellend"!:smoking:

I hope you're a benevolent canna harpy, just please don't nick my weed lol

 

[Eyes on Fire]

Hot Taco's , funky chicken cock eating contests n Gimp software LOL Niiiiiiccce lol

 

[Eclectic Elle]

The Dirty Bird Fried Chicken Company.
Some laugh at it other not so much!
Here's one of their wrappers, it gets straight to the point or is that straight the the tip?

If you're feeling peckish and fancy a nosh, pop into dirty bird's and eat some cock! (Special sauce 50p eaxtra)!

Still I here it is better than eating at "Taco Bellend"!:smoking:

I hope you're a benevolent canna harpy, just please don't nick my weed lol

I AM a benevolent canna harpy, I'm just gweedy as trailanimal calls it. I want to grow EVERYTHING at once and can't! I wouldn't nick anyone's weed, that'd be wrong. Nor would I use someone else's breeding project stuff without their permission. Just because I'm a filthy harpy does not mean that I don't have ethics!

 

[Dr Fluff]

Oh the internet, oh the internet, what treats do you have in store for us today??

Maybe a little something from Wales, you know that small country joined to the England.
Yeah you know the one, it the bit that isn't Scotland or Ireland!

Well without further ado here the bit!

NEWS
Swansea Munter Joins LinkedIn ‘Looking For Love, Possibly Leading To A Good Frigging’

ByRoyston Butterscotch
Posted on September 11, 2015

A Swansea munter has joined business-oriented social networking service LinkedIn in the hope of getting laid.

Betty ‘Sweaty’ Arseflaps has been single for 17 years but after hearing that letchy rich men linger on the site looking for ‘love’, she signed up.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been looking for love for many years. I’ve tried all the latest websites to find a man – MySpace, Facebook, Twitter and Grindr. I’d never even heard of LinkedIn – I thought it was all for posh people who don’t really talk to each other. But then this woman on the news kicked off because some Donald Trump look-a-like said he wanted to get into bed with her. Who knew? I put myself on there straight away. I’ve put my best picture on there – the one without my gunt showing. I’m looking for love, possibly leading to a damn good frigging.”

But Betty’s best friend Des has warned her that she may not find true love on the popular website.