Live Stoner Chat [ARCHIVE] Old Live Stoners Gossip (up to Feb 2017)

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Morning stoners - care for a laugh.

I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex,
like: "I'm tired." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." "I’m
your sister-in-law."
 
Goooood morning AFN!!!

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pairs of rockets do the best LOL! with liftoff at any rate LOL!

yeah bear man, i have an uncle whos done it for 20 plus years now and another all tore up (his back and knees , as you can imagine prolly like yours LOL) from the knees to the back and shoulders. and the stuff hes seen,dude I bet you could write a three part mega series on do's and do nots on the road and WTF's?! LMFAO!!
 
Ok 1 more

A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband
from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to
stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!"
 
Eyes on Fire said:
pairs of rockets do the best LOL! with liftoff at any rate LOL!

yeah bear man, i have an uncle whos done it for 20 plus years now and another all tore up (his back and knees , as you can imagine prolly like yours LOL) from the knees to the back and shoulders. and the stuff hes seen,dude I bet you could write a three part mega series on do's and do nots on the road and WTF's?! LMFAO!!
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I'm one of the lucky ones physically I walked away when I turned 65 unscathed . :biggrin:
 
WOW thats impressive,really is,just the sitting for so long then jumping down(since most jump instead of climb like they're supposed too ,usually tear people knees and lower backs up,MAN your a lucky trucker dude bro,thats for sure.I'll celebrate one for ya on that one man,DAMN! nicely done!
 
Ok a little racist but funny none the less

Sorry for not calling you on New Year's, but I just got out of jail. I
was locked up for punching the crap out of this idiot at a party. In
my defense, when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your instincts
kick in.
 
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