Live Stoners Chat October 2026

Happy Sunday @PinkyNotTheBrain bighug..got anything nice planned..?..

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It's Too Early: Woman on Phone in Bed

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I hate getting up before its bright outside! :nono: :funny:

Kenneth Parcel: This Is Unnatural

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Kwebbelkop: It's Still Raining

Gotta wait til its closer to the time we need to leave to see whats happening! No sense doing market today if its still raining cuz nobody will be coming!

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What mails? I don’t see any mails..

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Got a date. Goin to some apple festival. I saw chicken and waffles on the menu and asked no more questions :drool2_2_:

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I remember when I had an ass!:brow: :cooldance: :backside: :bluetheme_4_:

I was so happy when we got rid of Zumwalt’s Stupid suit and tie uniform with the dumb combo hat!

And they brought back the Cracker Jack uniform!:devils-horn-smiley-emoticon:

I had to have mine custom tailored! By the time I joined, I had gained a good 70 pounds of muscle mass, once the crackerjack uniform came back out! When I entered the Navy, my arms and chest were already fairly sizable from a few summers of hay hauling. While I did make sizable gains in my chest and arms, a very large portion of the muscle mass was from legs and glutes. I did Max weight declining squats quite a bit.:biggrin:

Those Crackerjacks fit Quite nicely!:brow: :funny:

The Navy give me temporary orders back to the Dallas Metro Mess to the recruiting district. I did use some questionable recruiting tactics, questionable only because they were subtle psychological tactics. I never lied or stretched the truth!:cools:

I had some of my best results at shopping malls. My first time out, I noticed the young ladies observing me quite closely, off the reflection of store windows. With Dallas Metroplex not being much of a military hub, I’m quite sure a large part of the curiosity was just due to the oddity of military being there…but 'dem Cracker Jacks fitted !!!:brow:

So naturally I’m going to talk to the people that show the most interest, It just happened to be the girls!:biggrin: I did eventually find and recruit three very good female candidates.

My semi nefarious psychological technique was pretty basic. I would cruise the mall and look for of age ladies, or close thereto, that showed interest. That was easy, it was all over the place!:funny: I would strike up a conversation with a group of girls and carry on for a while. As we’re talking I’m looking around to see if I can find any reactions from any of the guys. Quite often, I would have one or two guys come up and join the conversation. Most of the time they knew one or more of the girls I was conversing with. Young women are not very good at hiding unconscious physical actions. I’m quite sure a lot of the guys we’re keying on those visual cues, well at least some of them.

Several times, I used very little recruiting tactics. The young ladies in the group ā€˜Made the sale’!:hump: I do think a large percentage of the time the guys were just watching how the girls were reacting to me, with all their googly eyes, silly smile and twirling their hair.:cools: :hump:…'dem Cracker Jacks fitted !!!:funny:

I like the food court the best! It was the best place to be seen and to see. I could have some conversation with some girls and note any of the guys I see sitting at tables. I would go over to the tables that I not they were watching the girls and I. Many times I’ve had guys ask, ā€œDo you get that all the time?ā€, referring to the girls reactions to me. That’s when I can play it up!:brow:
ā€œMan! They just throw it at ya!ā€, I tell them!:funny: If I didn’t get any bite off of that group, but it showed interest, I would go over to another group of girls within sight.:cools: :brow:

I was very good at recruiting. I never had a candidate that I took downtown, to ever back out. I tried to be honest as possible. When I got new orders to go back, The Admiral over ballast recruiting district fought to keep me here, but the job I was doing was far more valuable.

Loved those Cracker Jacks!:biggrin:

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Good morning u long winded MFer

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Good morning Dr. Le Tanc

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Good morning my friend :smokeout:

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Working on the prize boxes. Gonna stamp,seal, then felt these.

I will get the current raffle drawn today and work on our next one!

And we will get the pumpkin contest up soon!

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You know you need this in as Test kit…p122..

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Shit I’m using like a 3 inch custom rubber stamp I had made of the AFN logo :stuck_out_tongue: Never made a rubber stamp before; was hoping I did right on the 1st try sending it to the company. Took 3 weeks. Shipped from China. And sure as shit, it was just FLAWLESS lol.

I looked at a custom wood burning iron brand, they make electric ones that you just plug in until it’s hot, then you can brand anything (might brand the logo into the girlfriends butt cheeks, we’ll see.)

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Shit might brand my own butt cheeks, gettin’ weird up in here.

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You would have several weeks of standing (not sitting) around….to think about what needs to happen in order for better choices to be made….:funny:

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Im still confused about the mail. Did you send me something? I don’t have anything in any of my mailboxes

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Rafiki Tells Simba to Look Harder (Lion King)

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Coco Lili: Seek And You Will Find

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