Morning everyone!!
I haven't been around in a while, so I figured I'd check in and share an amusing story.
I'm pretty sure I traumatized my step daughter for life last night. I've been setting her up for days, watching scarry movies... The leprechaun, nightmare on elm Street, child's play.... The good ol shit!
Anyways, last night I told the kids I had to go take care of some work stuff, so I wouldn't be around for bed time... They went in the bathroom to brush their teeth, and I hid in a little space under her bed. It's not a normal bed frame.. There's only a small space up beside the wall, with a sheet of plywood laying over the hole, and the matress on top. It also has a couple drawers in the front, so it's totally impossible to look underneath.
I laid there for almost 2 hours waiting for story time, and good night's to be said... When she was finally alone with the lights out, I began making heavy gurgling / breathing sounds and Scratching on the wood.
She ran... She cried... She got sent back to bed with a "no more scarry movies" warning from mom.
She went back to bed... For round two, I began whispering her name, and opening and closing the drawers. She bolted. Mom called an end to my prank. The kid refuses to talk to me.
It was fun
