Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

I reckon the runty one will end up the queen of the bunch, Mary Jane can be odd in that way. I remember years ago an ex of mines cousin was attempting to grow and i use attempt loosely. He said he did 2 weeks on 24hr under some silly amount of 1000w hps bulbs was like 3 or 4 a plant and got paranoid and turned it all off for a week n a bit then turned lights on for 24h for few days then darkness for a bit and this went on and he showed me his grow and it was fuckin mental. The plants where all Frankensteined but one a little tiny ak47 which was about 9inches tall hat one finger leaved on and really frosty lil buds. I gave him £10 for plant and a light, didnt need the light as had my own crop up at the time just he didn't need to know lol. I put it in with my plants in flower for 5 days or so chopped it cured it for bout 3 months and it was amazing only got 3g but it was amazing (probably not that good but if you would of seen the plant you would agree)
 
Day 2!

Fookin hell I'm keen!

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All is well... The 2nd pic is the DP Blackberry Kush.. She's looking a bit runty ATM.. We'll see how she goes over the next few days.

I'm going away at the end of July with Mrs Vlad and lil Vlad (he's 2 years old), which means I need to get this done, hung and dried before we go. Cutting it a bit fine now.. My daughter will be here on her own (she's 17) so there'll deffo be some teenage party business going on in here. [emoji52]

Gotta get my grow on... [emoji239][emoji100]

Team photo..

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Cheerz,

Vlad. [emoji111]️


Thats a fair age gap, did you decide to wait till your daughter was old enough to babysit? That's what I call family planning!

Where you off to?
 
Thats a fair age gap, did you decide to wait till your daughter was old enough to babysit? That's what I call family planning!

Where you off to?

There's no planning in my family I! My wife has another daughter who's 25, she's got two kids with the local psycho, the kids are older than our son.. Yeah, that's right, lil Vlad was born an uncle! [emoji23]

Needless to say, I paid a visit to the ✂️ clinic in December. That was fookin hideous btw! Not enough anaesthetic on one of them, it felt like someone cutting one of my bollocks off with a pair of scissors[emoji51], I jumped and it yanked all the pipe work out! But that's a story I don't like to tell! [emoji23]

Holiday? Yarbados. Aka Great Yarmouth mate, nothing flash, we're a bit low on the ol' disposable income ATM, the wife hasn't worked for two and a half years, the boy will love it there tho as long as it doesn't piss with rain. [emoji1348][emoji1360]
 
There's no planning in my family I! My wife has another daughter who's 25, she's got two kids with the local psycho, the kids are older than our son.. Yeah, that's right, lil Vlad was born an uncle! [emoji23]

Needless to say, I paid a visit to the ✂️ clinic in December. That was fookin hideous btw! Not enough anaesthetic on one of them, it felt like someone cutting one of my bollocks off with a pair of scissors[emoji51], I jumped and it yanked all the pipe work out! But that's a story I don't like to tell! [emoji23]

Holiday? Yarbados. Aka Great Yarmouth mate, nothing flash, we're a bit low on the ol' disposable income ATM, the wife hasn't worked for two and a half years, the boy will love it there tho as long as it doesn't piss with rain. [emoji1348][emoji1360]

Aaarrgghhh!! The little fellas just disappeared reading that! Maaattteee!

I love Norfolk, prefer the beach at Hemsby, but you're right about the wee Vlad loving Yarmouth.

The dam will be our first break in 3 years, got itisold living with us (98 year old gran in law). Can't really complain, she's paid up our mortgage and summer house build. But it has meant itisher packing up work to care for her. It kinda balances out, no income v no mortgage. But I do miss the sun.
 
I reckon the runty one will end up the queen of the bunch, Mary Jane can be odd in that way. I remember years ago an ex of mines cousin was attempting to grow and i use attempt loosely. He said he did 2 weeks on 24hr under some silly amount of 1000w hps bulbs was like 3 or 4 a plant and got paranoid and turned it all off for a week n a bit then turned lights on for 24h for few days then darkness for a bit and this went on and he showed me his grow and it was fuckin mental. The plants where all Frankensteined but one a little tiny ak47 which was about 9inches tall hat one finger leaved on and really frosty lil buds. I gave him £10 for plant and a light, didnt need the light as had my own crop up at the time just he didn't need to know lol. I put it in with my plants in flower for 5 days or so chopped it cured it for bout 3 months and it was amazing only got 3g but it was amazing (probably not that good but if you would of seen the plant you would agree)
What the fuck did I just read? Lmao

It's also better to just do it & then tell the mrs, because either way you're wrong.
 
Aaarrgghhh!! The little fellas just disappeared reading that! Maaattteee!

I love Norfolk, prefer the beach at Hemsby, but you're right about the wee Vlad loving Yarmouth.

The dam will be our first break in 3 years, got itisold living with us (98 year old gran in law). Can't really complain, she's paid up our mortgage and summer house build. But it has meant itisher packing up work to care for her. It kinda balances out, no income v no mortgage. But I do miss the sun.

Yeah man, Yarmouth town's an absolute shit hole mate, there's plenty on the sea front for kids tho. Just gotta dodge the chavs! [emoji23]

Big shout to ItisOutlaw.... 98? [emoji15]

She must have seen a serious amount of life... I doubt I'll live that long... And no mortgage.. [emoji1360]
 
What the fuck did I just read? Lmao

It's also better to just do it & then tell the mrs, because either way you're wrong.

Yeah Noob... That's a re-veg! Kind of what happens when you fuck about with the light schedule of a photoperiod plant..

If I was in that situation, I'd put the wife under the bath and grow in the bedroom! [emoji6][emoji1303]
 
Yeah man, Yarmouth town's an absolute shit hole mate, there's plenty on the sea front for kids tho. Just gotta dodge the chavs! [emoji23]

Big shout to ItisOutlaw.... 98? [emoji15]

She must have seen a serious amount of life... I doubt I'll live that long... And no mortgage.. [emoji1360]

Think the old bird has a while left in her.

The body is ruined but her mind is unbelievable, can recite the alphabet backwards in about 5 seconds! Always doing crosswords.

She has a shot of baileys in her capechino every morning and is a closet 2nd hand toker (she comments on the 'lovely smell' and hovers on her zimmer by the door when the sublimator is fired up).

She served in the forces in ww2 and worked up till 75.

There's fuck all of her! Seriously, she is like a sparrow. I reckon that's the secret. Little dogs out live big dogs. I bet all really old people are little (inhales deeply on vape and ponders where this new found wisdom came from!)lol.
 
Think the old bird has a while left in her.

The body is ruined but her mind is unbelievable, can recite the alphabet backwards in about 5 seconds! Always doing crosswords.

She has a shot of baileys in her capechino every morning and is a closet 2nd hand toker (she comments on the 'lovely smell' and hovers on her zimmer by the door when the sublimator is fired up).

She served in the forces in ww2 and worked up till 75.

There's fuck all of her! Seriously, she is like a sparrow. I reckon that's the secret. Little dogs out live big dogs. I bet all really old people are little (inhales deeply on vape and ponders where this new found wisdom came from!)lol.

Don't get me wrong I, I wasn't wishing death on itisold, I meant it when I said "I don't think I'll live that long". (Been a naughty boy!)

Mrs Vlad is small and thin... I hope she outlives me... Don't wanna have to cook dinner and stuff.. Y'know what I mean? [emoji23][emoji23]

Is the sublimator a vape? Xcuse my ignorance..
 
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