A Virgin Grower's Tale: The Ninja Abides

So all 3 of my seeds broke soil yesterday afternoon. I was overjoyed. However, things did not go smoothly. Seedling 1 was the first to show Taproot, and the first to break soil. I think it was a little over developed bc the shell was already pretty much off at the time of planting. Seeds...

Being a ninja is hard. Sometimes after a long day of work doing general ninja tasks, I like to spark a fatty hooter and brush my luscious ginger beard. Contrary to popular belief, ninja wages aren't as good as they used to be, and Southern California retail smoke is just too damn expensive...