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Had to share this!
I'm outside, hanging siding on the house, when an older neighbor pulls up.
"is that your peacock?"
"Nossir", I said, "we just have chickens".
I look over, and no s**t,



There's a peacock in our yard! Our rooster is afraid of his own shadow, so I expected a pretty mellow encounter, and my wife just got back from the store, so I figure I'll feed the peacock, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, Sir Cocks-a-Lot apparently found his breaking point, decided no disco sumbitch was going to eat HIS food, and it was on!
We didn't get the actual scuffle on camera, but feathers were flying!
Our 'roo lit into him and didn't stop til the canyon rim, and then strolled back into the yard with a new-found confidence, and the admiration of his 10 ladies
:
:tiphat: to Sir Cocks-a-Lot!
I'm outside, hanging siding on the house, when an older neighbor pulls up.
"is that your peacock?"
"Nossir", I said, "we just have chickens".
I look over, and no s**t,




There's a peacock in our yard! Our rooster is afraid of his own shadow, so I expected a pretty mellow encounter, and my wife just got back from the store, so I figure I'll feed the peacock, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, Sir Cocks-a-Lot apparently found his breaking point, decided no disco sumbitch was going to eat HIS food, and it was on!

We didn't get the actual scuffle on camera, but feathers were flying!
Our 'roo lit into him and didn't stop til the canyon rim, and then strolled back into the yard with a new-found confidence, and the admiration of his 10 ladies


:tiphat: to Sir Cocks-a-Lot!