LOL....ohhhh growbeast.
that reminds me of a story, lol.
Gather round the rug, my children, for another
enticing chapter of "WTF?!? with Mz. W". lmao
so as you can tell from our title here, that this is the story of a girl who has had nothing but
horrible trips. The first time she took them, her "friends" let her
face an entire quarter ounce of shrooms. And it was
amazing...for 10 minutes, and then her roommate (who happened to be terribly, flamboyantly gay) came bursting through the front door at 230am, screaming and crying, just in hysterics about how he'd been robbed at gun point and car jacked when he was leaving the bar in Philly. Fucking
buzz.kill.
The second time, she was talked into 'just try them one more time, cause i know how awesome it
CAN be. They won't let me eat too much.' So she figures, ok what the hell. I'm in great company of nothing but people who have taken shrooms many many times and if I start having a bad trip, they'll know what to do and be able to calm me down...or something?
Well then another of their friends came over and ate the remaining shrooms when she had her back turned. And THIS girl....wow..so THIS girl, lol decides that she's figured out the meaning of life, and it all makes sense to her now, and all of life and existence is for nothing and blah blah i dont even fucking remember blah blah lol meanwhile she's bawling her eyes out having this giant ass epiphany. I can't recall what ruined my trip this time, but I remember drinking orange juice to 'intensify the trip' because it had been going well, and then drinking a fuck load of milk to calm it down once it started going bad? I dont fucking remember...too many drugs lol
and your obligatory 'wtf?!' moment?
the girl who thought she had life figured out? Just a few months later she was
hitting a can of dust-off.... while driving down the road...crossed 2 lanes of traffic, and hit 2 people, killing one of them.
::smacks head::
yeahhhhhhh, you got it alllll figured out. The meaning of life is .....
Involuntary Manslaughter?
And THAT my friends, is "WTF?!? with Mz. W"