Passing drugs tests

[BillyWu]

Hi everyone! Long time since I last posted here as I stopped growing a while ago for security reasons However I've come back here to seek help with how to pass a drugs test. Apologies if this is the wrong section.

So here's the deal. I've had an interview for a job I really want, but it's subject to a physical (which basically means there's a drugs test involved). I think that it'll only be a urine test rather than a hair test as hair tests are more expensive and take longer. I smoke maybe a joint or two a night after work, and maybe between 2 and 4 grams of weed on the weekend. I'm not a light smoker but I'm not a heavy smoker either I don't think.

I reckon at most I'd have a week and a half to two weeks before the drugs test (if I make it that far with the interview stages). I have a fast metabolism and I'm 6ft 1" and slim, and I know that THC is metabolized into fat, so I don't think it's completely unrealistic to pass it myself if I stopped smoking now.

But I want a definite 'yes you've got the job' off them, which means rather than leaving it to chance I intend to cheat it. Other places have recommended a small container, like a travel shampoo bottle, to conceal a urine sample of someone who I know who doesn't smoke. The sample would be contained in a condom and tied with one of those white ties you usually find in packaging stuff. Then it'd just be a case of hiding it in my underwear in the right place and using that sample to cheat the test.

Before I do that though, I wanted to ask other people's advice. What should I do? Is there a better method to do it, and is there anything I should specifically be aware of?

All advice is appreciated Thanks

 

[Bailey]

Hi everyone! Long time since I last posted here as I stopped growing a while ago for security reasons However I've come back here to seek help with how to pass a drugs test. Apologies if this is the wrong section.

So here's the deal. I've had an interview for a job I really want, but it's subject to a physical (which basically means there's a drugs test involved). I think that it'll only be a urine test rather than a hair test as hair tests are more expensive and take longer. I smoke maybe a joint or two a night after work, and maybe between 2 and 4 grams of weed on the weekend. I'm not a light smoker but I'm not a heavy smoker either I don't think.

I reckon at most I'd have a week and a half to two weeks before the drugs test (if I make it that far with the interview stages). I have a fast metabolism and I'm 6ft 1" and slim, and I know that THC is metabolized into fat, so I don't think it's completely unrealistic to pass it myself if I stopped smoking now.

But I want a definite 'yes you've got the job' off them, which means rather than leaving it to chance I intend to cheat it. Other places have recommended a small container, like a travel shampoo bottle, to conceal a urine sample of someone who I know who doesn't smoke. The sample would be contained in a condom and tied with one of those white ties you usually find in packaging stuff. Then it'd just be a case of hiding it in my underwear in the right place and using that sample to cheat the test.

Before I do that though, I wanted to ask other people's advice. What should I do? Is there a better method to do it, and is there anything I should specifically be aware of?

All advice is appreciated Thanks

Bro start taking loads of creatine supplements I swear they muck up piss test and show negative results that's why in prison ure able to take protein but not creatine and drop a tiny amount into the cup just to make sure I have done this and it works peice

 

[Bailey]

Doing that condom thing the examiner is on to this as the urine won't be hot make sure u run it under hot water before opening bro

 

[stepside]

If you have a week or two go get some vitamin b2 and zinc. I take it daily and been passing random DOT piss tests for years

 

[Bailey]

If you have a week or two go get some vitamin b2 and zinc. I take it daily and been passing random DOT piss tests for years

What we like lol

 

[DarkGreen]

This is why I can only smoke occasionally bro...


You are a heavy smoker as far as getting rid of thc metabolites is concerned.

I work a month on and a month off, and only smoke occasionally for the first three to four days of my leave, I work out hard 3 times a week and take creatine daily (5g) and I still fail home urine tests at the end of the month occasionally.


No disrespect to other posters in this thread, but there is no easy way to get it out of your system. Not one.

Creatine does not mask thc. All it does is show levels of creatinine in your sample which would not normally be present if you are 'diluting'

Diluting is the only way your going to have a chance at passing full stop.

But testers are aware of this method, so if you are diluting (quick explanation: drink stupid amounts of water 12-24 hours prior to giving your sample, then give sample with not your first pee of the day, and also mid stream not the first urine to come out) taking creatine can hide the fact that you're using this method.


The only guaranteed way of getting through it is the method I use, if I have fuked up and smoked too late in my holiday/leave,

My girlfriends pee in a condom (must be a condom shall explain later) and a heat pad, the ones you get for a bad back or hand warmers are fine, down your underwear (better with the trunk or tight fitting for obvious reasons) and a safety pin, to puncture the condom.

The reason for the condom is that they will most likely check the urine temp with a thermometer, and a heat pad keeps the temps almost perfect, but in a bag or something else it may insulate the urine too much and get it too hot or leave it too cool.


Hope this helps.


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