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So today I decided I was going to make a go at Autopots. On my way home from work I decided to stop by the pet store and check out their selection of coco and just bought it while I was there.
I was prepared for the small talk nosey question that was sure to come when I put the four blocks of coco on the checkout belt.
I have found that unwanted small talk can usually be brought to a hault rather abruptly if you make it awkward. I have a nak for it anyway since I'm not big on having to deal with people, My defense mechanism I guess.
I get to the cashier girl and here it comes....
Cashier: Wow, what do you need all that for?
Me: I have a really big lizard
Cashier: Well you didn't get a tank here that big, where do you keep it?
Me: (smart ass smirk)In my pants.
Cashier I shit you not with the same smirk I gave her: I clock out at eight do you want to go to my place?
I was NOT expecting that shit, She got me, I didn't know what to say
If she didn't look like a caprice bumper after a demolition derby, I might have taken her up on it.
I was prepared for the small talk nosey question that was sure to come when I put the four blocks of coco on the checkout belt.
I have found that unwanted small talk can usually be brought to a hault rather abruptly if you make it awkward. I have a nak for it anyway since I'm not big on having to deal with people, My defense mechanism I guess.
I get to the cashier girl and here it comes....
Cashier: Wow, what do you need all that for?
Me: I have a really big lizard
Cashier: Well you didn't get a tank here that big, where do you keep it?
Me: (smart ass smirk)In my pants.
Cashier I shit you not with the same smirk I gave her: I clock out at eight do you want to go to my place?
I was NOT expecting that shit, She got me, I didn't know what to say
If she didn't look like a caprice bumper after a demolition derby, I might have taken her up on it.
