Yo @Nancys_Own - WOW! Which one is that? or is it a secret project still…
Usain Crush II is this one. But unfortunately it’s already sold out.
here?
Right site if you’re following Derek DreamBeans. I’ll tag you in the main chat spot.
Hey folks We’ve got a new badass general freebie
Blueberry Barf
Some terp profiles are clean. Some are disgusting. Blueberry Barf was intentionally bred to live directly in the middle of that line and then bulldoze straight through it.
This is one of the most offensive blueberry profiles to ever come out of the Dream Farm. The foundation started with the massive production power and rotten blueberry backend of Super Blueberry, but then things got weird in the best possible way once the Mac Pappy influence got layered in.
The result is a terp profile that genuinely smells like somebody ate an entire blueberry pie, chased it with diesel fuel, and then threw it back up onto a hot engine block.
It is acidic.
It is creamy.
It is rotten.
It is blueberry soaked vomit fumes mixed with rubber gas and foul breath stank.
And somehow it absolutely works.
Blueberry Barf is not subtle. Open a jar and the room instantly fills with this sweet rotten berry acidity that hits the nose almost offensively hard. The front end leans heavily into crushed overripe blueberries and creamy pie filling, but the backend mutates into sharp acidic funk, sour stomach gas, rubber bands, diesel fumes, and that unmistakable breathy hobo stank both parent lines are known for.
This one is for terp hunters that specifically want the loudest possible offensive fruit profile imaginable.
Strain Personality and Effects
Blueberry Barf delivers a full force indica leaning knockout experience with a surprisingly euphoric head layer during the initial onset. The first few minutes come with an almost dreamy cerebral haze before the body effects begin swallowing everything underneath them.
This is heavy body melt territory.
Slow motion thinking.
Couch lock.
Warm eyes.
Zero motivation.
Expect the kind of sedation that turns simple tasks into negotiations with yourself. The Mac Pappy influence adds a heavier narcotic body pressure while the Super Blueberry side keeps the experience hazy, euphoric, and long lasting.
Morphology and Appearance
This plant was built to be photographed.
Large top heavy branching supports thick spear shaped nug stacks completely engulfed in resin from top to bottom. Expect frequent oversized phenotypes with dense symmetrical structure and extremely heavy flower production.
The frost production is violent.
Every surface gets coated in thick greasy trichomes early in flower and continues stacking resin until harvest. The Mac Pappy influence introduces deep purples, pinks, and occasional fuchsia tones during late flower fade, especially in cooler environments.
Expect giant crystal covered bracts with almost glowing white frost coverage against dark colored flowers.
This one has absurd bag appeal.
Terpene Profile
This is where Blueberry Barf becomes unforgettable.
Fresh smashed blueberries
Rotten berry syrup
Creamy blueberry pie filling
Acidic vomit funk
Rubber band gas
Diesel soaked breath stank
Sharp sour fruit fermentation
Creamy rotten backend funk
The acidic throw up terp note is real on this one. Not in a bad way either. It creates this violently loud sour blueberry profile that keeps pulling you back in for another smell even when your brain says something is wrong.
Grower Expectations
Blueberry Barf was bred for growers chasing extreme terp intensity, oversized plants, and ridiculous visual appeal.
Fast aggressive vegetative growth
Heavy lateral branching
Excellent scrog structure
Dense top heavy flower stacking
Continuous frost production from early flower onward
Large finishing plants with frequent monster phenos
Expect massive yields of dense resin soaked flowers with elite bag appeal and room filling terp saturation.
This one was built loud.
Classification and Specs
Type Autoflower
Gender Feminized
Lineage Super Blueberry x Mac Pappy
Classification Heavy Indica leaning hybrid
Sprout to Harvest Time 75 days indoors 85 to 95 days outdoors
Plant Size Large to extra large with top heavy structure
Yields 8 to 12 oz in 7 gallon pots with ~35 watts of LED per square foot or 12 to 18 oz in optimized autopot style systems
Frost Level Extreme
Terpenes Rotten blueberry pie Acidic vomit funk Diesel gas Rubber bands Creamy berry stank Breath backend
Effects Heavy sedation Couch lock Euphoric haze Body melt Slow motion experience
Yummy 
We’ve got a couple of new strains dropping today on Tait
The Blue Pill
This is the next release in my Matrix series, there is a quote in the movie, where Cypher is talking and he says, “why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill.” The idea behind the Blue Pill is, it’s the one that you WISHED you had. It’s the “grass is greener” type strain, it’s a unicorn, it’s special, and it’s the one everyone wished they had! The Blue Pill was built to completely disconnect you from reality and drop you into a slow motion haze soaked dream state. This is what happens when the brutally heavy sedation and rotten blueberry funk of Super Blueberry collides with the old school pine haze aggression and impossible density of Blue Slushy Kong.
This cultivar feels like stepping into another dimension.
The original goal behind Blue Pill was to preserve the unmistakable blueberry breath funk that made Super Blueberry such a standout while injecting even more haze intensity, tighter internodal stacking, and that legendary pine soaked backend that made Blue Slushy Kong unforgettable. What came out the other side is one of the loudest and most narcotic haze hybrids the Dream Farm has ever produced.
The structure on this cultivar is absolutely violent. Dense branch networks stack massive frost white colas from top to bottom with almost no wasted space. The flowers become unbelievably compact late in bloom and absolutely demand airflow in the final weeks. This is not an airy haze. This is a fully modernized brick dense haze monster dripping in resin.
And the frost levels are absurd.
Every surface gets buried under thick trichome coverage early in flower and continues building all the way into harvest. Buds look dipped in powdered sugar with greasy resin glands swelling across every inch of usable flower space.
Strain Personality and Effects
Blue Pill is a full shutdown cultivar designed for maximum body melt and altered perception. The experience starts with an immediate haze pressure behind the eyes before transitioning into a deeply narcotic body effect that slows everything down around you. The combination of pine haze sharpness and blueberry breath funk creates a heavy, dreamy, almost disorienting effect profile that lingers for hours.
This is couch lock with a haze twist.
Expect slowed perception
Heavy body sedation
Dreamlike mental fog
Full body melt
Long lasting narcotic effects
Terpene Profile
This strain absolutely reeks.
Fresh crushed blueberries and fermented berry syrup upfront
Sharp pine haze and old school nutty funk
Creamy breath stank on the backend
Gas soaked citrus and rotten fruit layered throughout
Heavy room filling haze pressure
The combination of blueberry funk and classic pine haze creates one of the most unique terpene collisions we’ve produced to date. Loud, offensive, nostalgic, and modern all at once.
Morphology and Appearance
Blue Pill produces beautifully symmetrical branching with thick lateral support capable of carrying extremely dense flower production. Buds stack aggressively from top to bottom forming baseball bat style colas coated in bright white frost.
Expect:
Medium to large sized plants
Extremely dense flowers
Heavy trichome saturation
Excellent branch spacing
Frequent colorful blue and purple highlights
Massive resin production
Grower Expectations
This cultivar was built for growers chasing elite bag appeal and serious production.
Fast aggressive vegetative growth
Excellent stacking behavior
Continuous resin production
Extreme flower density
Strong response to high intensity lighting
Requires excellent airflow late flower
Blue Pill performs exceptionally well indoors and absolutely thrives in dialed environments where airflow and canopy management are prioritized.
Classification and Specs
Type Autoflower
Gender Feminized
Lineage Super Blueberry x Blue Slushy Kong
Classification Heavy indica leaning haze hybrid
Sprout to Harvest Time 70 to 75 days indoors 80 to 90 days outdoors
Plant Size Medium large with heavy branching
Yields 7 to 10 oz in 7 gallon pots with ~35 watts of LED per square foot or 10 to 16 oz in optimized autopot style systems
Frost Level Extreme
Terpenes Blueberry funk Pine haze Nutty gas Creamy breath Rotten fruit Citrus backend
Effects Heavy sedation Dreamlike haze Couch locking body melt Slow motion perception
And a special limited release of Alien Pie
Alien Pie
Some strains are dessert. Some strains are alien. Alien Pie is what happens when both sides collide and create something that doesn’t belong on this planet. This one is straight from another world — a terp-loaded, frost-covered anomaly that blends deep space funk with bakery-sweet perfection.
The terp profile on this one is absolutely ridiculous. It opens with a rich wave of blueberry pastry — sweet, creamy vanilla pie crust with that syrupy berry filling that hits instantly. Then the alien side creeps in. A funky, slightly savory cookie-breath backend with a subtle gas twist that gives it depth and bite. It’s sweet, it’s weird, it’s loud — and it evolves the longer you sit with it. One whiff turns into ten.
Visually, this plant is pure eye candy. Expect dense, tight-stacked buds with that classic Blue Alien structure — short internodes, thick branching, and heavy cola formation. The flowers come in coated head to toe in trichomes, giving them that dusty, almost extraterrestrial glow. Colors range from deep greens to icy blues and purples, all buried under a blanket of frost that looks like it was imported from another galaxy.
Structure-wise, Alien Pie leans into a medium-to-large frame that can really open up under the right conditions. It stays compact enough to manage but has the ability to bulk hard, especially in dialed environments like autopots or high-efficiency feeding setups. This is a plant that rewards good growers with serious returns.
Yields are strong across the board, with dense, resin-heavy buds that carry weight and quality at the same time. It’s not just about size — it’s about producing top-shelf nug after nug with consistency.
This is an indica-leaning powerhouse, bringing that heavy, relaxing effect that pairs perfectly with its dessert-forward terp profile. It’s the kind of strain that hits smooth, settles deep, and keeps you exactly where you are.
Type: Autoflower
Gender: Feminized
Classification: Indica-leaning Hybrid
Sprout to Harvest: ~70 days indoors, ~85–95 days outdoors
Yields: 7–10 oz in 5–7 gallon pots; significantly higher in automated systems
Lineage: Blue Alien Crumbs × Blueberry Vanilla Pie
Terps: Blueberry pie × creamy vanilla × cookie dough funk × subtle gas
Frost Level: Intergalactic — full coverage, sparkling resin
Structure: Medium to large, tight internodes, heavy cola stacking
Can’t Wait! 
Today’s TAIT will be on harvesting and curing
We will go live at 4:00 MST
We are also doing a freebie special today
All orders today get a special limited freebie added on to their order!
It’s Purple Blueberry Monster!
See yall then!
Hey brother,
What is the best way to watch the live stream?
You can watch it directly on the site
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