Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

420Forever said:

it'z all good bro, totality is a trip all unto itz own, trust me ppp

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Good cause I'll still be at work when it happens

Mara Cachafa said:

My Hawaiian Pidgin is way rusty

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I will confess that I had to look up the spellin'!

I had a lot of good Hawaiian friends and they considered me kama’aina.

Now, I did seem to have a bit of a problem with Samoans. I'm pretty sure it was just their social thing with them and me being a big very fit white guy!

And being a typical " big very fit white guy", most definitely my first thought was not bowing down.

My first run in with one was completely 100% innocent on my part. It seems this one Samoan didn't particularly care for where I parked my truck at the drive in. Pickups were either the very first row or the very last row. I picked the row! And him did not like that at all!

I had just got my truck off the boat! I actually had a three day weekend! And I had this nice really tall, almost as tall as me, brunette with lovely blue eyes that just moved from Oklahoma City and she was an engineering graduate. I really didn't want a bunch of crap!

Evidently he had been somewhere else getting popcorn or something or taking a whiz and he comes back and finds us parked, because we'd been there for quite a while before I started hearing hollering. The girl didn't want me to get out of the truck comment but I told her, "I'm here to fight. I'm only here to have fun with you!"

I push that pride back a bit after a bit of a discussion and told him that I would move. Where this turned wrong was his comment after I said I would move.

" That's right! Pussy!"

Not counting the night that I met her, this is only our second date, so this girl knew very little about me, actually, But I did quite clearly hear her exclaim, "Oh Shit!" Just maybe. by chance, possibly she might have been tipped off by the look of my face and my instant tense up.

I guess if this guy really really wants it, there might just be a possibility, he might get what he wants. Well evidently he really did want it. As soon as I turned around and was about to say something to me, this big boy made a charge! His charging was his first and last mistake. I dodged and swept his legs and crashed him into the front bumper of my truck with his head. Not to underestimate this big MF, I buried an elbow deep into his back between his shoulder blades. That was the least lethal maneuver I could come up with on such short notice.

I was Really pretty surprised that laid his ASS OUT that quickly. I really didn't want to give him any sort of chance at all! I was around 270-275 at the time and he had me by at least 120. He was pretty fat, but there was definitely muscle underneath it!
I was fully expecting his buddies to come and just jump my ass, but they just picked him up and carried him back to their car. I got up and left!


And that actually turned out to be a pretty damn good night..............eeeerrrrr....weekend! !

Lil Dab said:

Good cause I'll still be at work when it happens

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…..good. That welding hood is perfect for viewing

This weekend the strawberry nuggets will be 10 weeks old, and I planned for 11-12.
Same problem this part of every cycle.
Mopping up my drool.





Mephisto ROCKS

What's so special about this eclipse compared to the other ones in my lifetime? They're actually closing some schools around here because of it

JP1 said:

What's so special about this eclipse compared to the other ones in my lifetime? They're actually closing some schools around here because of it

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This one comes with free fish and chips…